Pandemics vs. Department of Defense

Pandemics,

Last night around 6:45 pm EDT, a pandemic, with a roaring offensive strike, struck the Department of Defense in the capitol of our country. The battle that followed raised questions about the stability of our country’s defense. The Pandemic, also known as the HHS Pandemics, brought down the Department of Defense in a high powered offensive battle by a final score of 23-18. The Pandemics improved their undefeated record to 4-0, clinching a first place standing in the league.

The highlights from the Pandemics offensive showing last night were unlimited. Angela Glenn, playing in her second game, stepped up to the plate in the top of the 7th inning. The outfielders of the opposing team crept in to prepare for her hit. Glenn stepped up and knocked the skin off the ball; hitting it at least 30 yards over the left fielders head. After shouting an expletive the fielder dropped his glove, knocked off his hat and went running after the ball. Glenn could have walked the bases to record the first female home run of the season! Glenn’s homerun began a 7th inning rally that gave us a sufficient cushion to close out the game. Home runs were also hit by Drew Smith, Ray Sass, Ben Sasse, Riley Swinehart, Jeffrey Anderson, Mike Nelson and Patrick Jaxsens. It was not a bad night with our bats.

For the ladies of the team, the game was enhanced by Fabio’s shirtless cameo appearance in the 2nd inning. At one point in the game Ray Sass stepped up to bat and noticed Fabio, accompanied by his Barbie girlfriend, watching the game while doing pushups in right field. Sass, while not an envious man, decided to put an end to this ridiculous demonstration by cranking a pop fly that landed about 3 feet from Fabio’s bobbing head. Fabio enjoyed the rest of the game behind a tree.

It was a great night for softball, and thank you to everyone that came out to support us. Our next game is this coming Monday, June 2nd against my former team, the EPA Gang Green.

I will send out a reminder about the game tomorrow.

GO PANDEMICS!!!

Coach Nelson