NEWS ALERT: HHS Pandemic continues to sweep through Departments in Washington, DC. Latest victim….USAID Masters of Disaster.
Last night, staged on a beautiful field located directly behind the Jefferson Monument, the HHS Pandemics and cheering crew, comprised of Allyson Bell, Martha Lopez and the Sasse girls, unloaded a can of “whoop Sasse” on the USAID Masters of Disaster. Final score: HHS: 21 USAID: 11.
USAID entered the game with an undefeated (2-0) record, and carrying last season’s league championship title belt. After a slow start in the first inning, the Pandemics unloaded 6 innings of wrath on the Masters of Disaster.
Last night, staged on a beautiful field located directly behind the Jefferson Monument, the HHS Pandemics and cheering crew, comprised of Allyson Bell, Martha Lopez and the Sasse girls, unloaded a can of “whoop Sasse” on the USAID Masters of Disaster. Final score: HHS: 21 USAID: 11.
USAID entered the game with an undefeated (2-0) record, and carrying last season’s league championship title belt. After a slow start in the first inning, the Pandemics unloaded 6 innings of wrath on the Masters of Disaster.
Making his first start, Jack “The Director” Kalavritinos, was perfect with his bat and in the field. Kalavritinos looked as large as the Jefferson Monument staged behind him as he ran down a fly ball that would have flown over the heads of most. Other first starters, Jeremy “Lightening Bolt” Marshall and Patrick “I really am as tall as Jefferson” Jacxsens also lifted our team with their mighty bats and fielding expertise. Kaleena White, Marin Poole, Angela Hope, and Holly Kilness were the powerful women of our squad last night and didn’t only distract the other team with their stunning looks, but also kept our offense rolling with their powerful bats and quick running.
The bloody knee from last week returned when Ben “The Bloody Vacuum” Sasse slid safely into 2nd base after cranking a ball deep into center field. After receiving a lecture from coach to tame his aggressive play to avoid the risk of injury, Sasse went all out in a run to first base…so much so that he ended up running over the 1st baseman. He was safe, but the first baseman was carried off the field on a stretcher. Bill “the Flash” Fleischer, orchestrated our teams defense masterfully at the pitchers mound, and displayed a “matrix” like move and catch when a line drive was hit directly at him that would have killed most. Flash somehow managed to bend himself over and keep his glove out to catch the ball.
It was a beautiful night for a ball game! Thanks to everyone for coming out and playing. This was a practice game, but we will square off in an official game with them on Wednesday of next week.
GO PANDEMICS!
Coach Nelson
Here are some pictures from the game:
Bill "Flash" Fleischer launches a pitch as Jack K stands ready
Ben Sasse proudly displaying the famous bloody knee
Yes, that is our player...Steiger hasn't washed his jersey for some time.
Coach Nelson with fellow Pandemics 
Kent Forde awaiting his pitch
Jack Kalavritinos coaching Jeremy Marshall at first base
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